Quote by John Oliver
"Progress isn't a straight line; it's more like a drunken stumble toward slightly less terrible."
More from John Oliver
"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."
"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."
"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."