Quote by John Oliver
"Progress is frustratingly slow when you're the one being hurt while you're waiting for it."
More from John Oliver
"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."
"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."
"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."