Quote by John Oliver
"Work is what you do to pay for the time you have to not work."
More from John Oliver
"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."
"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."
"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."