Quote by John Oliver

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."