Quote by John Oliver

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."