Quote by George Lopez

"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"

"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"

"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"

"Never let fear stop you from chasing your dreams."

"Courage is being afraid but doing it anyway."

"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."

"Sometimes you have to be the monster to stop the monsters."