Quote by George Lopez

"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"

"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"

"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."