Quote by George Lopez
"I'm not a big fan of the beach. I don't like sand in my food or my shorts."
More from George Lopez
"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"
"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"
"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"