Quote by Carl Reiner

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"If you're going to do something wrong, do it right."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."