Quote by George Lopez

"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"

"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"

"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."