Quote by Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"You know what your problem is? It's you."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."