If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me... - Don Rickles

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

Don Rickles Humor

Insult Comedian American 1926–2017

More from Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"You know what your problem is? It's you."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."