Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
More from Rodney Dangerfield
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."