My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a seco... - Rodney Dangerfield

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

Rodney Dangerfield Humor

Stand-up Comedian American 1921–2004

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