I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be h... - Lily Tomlin

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be hit by a truck or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

Lily Tomlin Humor

Comedian Actress American Born 1939 (age 87)

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