The human mind is kind of like a condom—it goes from making ... - Lily Tomlin

"The human mind is kind of like a condom—it goes from making absolute sense to protecting you from making mistakes, all depending on how you use it."

Lily Tomlin Wisdom

Comedian Actress American Born 1939 (age 87)

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