You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Not because the dog c... - Lily Tomlin

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Not because the dog can't learn—they just don't want to."

Lily Tomlin Wisdom

Comedian Actress American Born 1939 (age 87)

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