Quote by Lily Tomlin

"I have a watch that tells me how many calories I burned. Unfortunately, it also tells me how many I consumed, and the second number is always bigger."

Lily Tomlin Health
Comedian Actress American Born 1939 (age 87)

More from Lily Tomlin

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
"No amount of money ever bought a second of time."
"I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody."
"The secret to success is to realize that it's all a game."

All quotes by Lily Tomlin

More Health Quotes

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."
- Felix Unger
"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"
- Ricky Ricardo
"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"
- Felix Unger
"You're going to get sick living like this."
- Felix Unger

All Health quotes