The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is w... - Phyllis Diller

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

Phyllis Diller Relationships

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."