My kids would go to the end of the earth for me. That's what... - Phyllis Diller

"My kids would go to the end of the earth for me. That's what worries me."

Phyllis Diller Family

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."