If I had known what trouble you were going to be, I would ha... - Lily Tomlin

"If I had known what trouble you were going to be, I would have remained a virgin."

Lily Tomlin Humor

Comedian Actress American Born 1939 (age 87)

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."