The most important thing I've learned is that nothing lasts ... - Phyllis Diller

"The most important thing I've learned is that nothing lasts forever, so enjoy it while you can."

Phyllis Diller Inspiration

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"