Quote by Fred Allen
"It took me twenty years to get where I am, and I'm not going to let it take me another twenty to figure out where I'm going."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."