Quote by Fred Allen
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a flea and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and an agent's heart."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."