Quote by Fred Allen

"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."

"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Gratitude makes life richer."

"A grateful heart is a happy heart."

"Respect those who came before us."

"Life's greatest treasures are the people we love"