Quote by Fred Allen

"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."

"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."