Quote by George Burns

"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made"

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."