Quote by George Burns

"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made"

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."