Quote by Jack Benny
"I tell you, there's no better feeling than watching your kid play the violin. Except maybe watching your kid stop playing the violin."
More from Jack Benny
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."
"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."