Quote by Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."

"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."