My mother told me I was dancing before I was born. She could... - Phyllis Diller

"My mother told me I was dancing before I was born. She could feel me doing kick-turns inside."

Phyllis Diller Art

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"The stage is my true home."

"Art is the expression of the soul."

"Living well means living properly."

"Art and music are the treasures of civilization"