You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can star... - Phyllis Diller

"You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."

Phyllis Diller Life

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."