To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kind, just, and... - Phyllis Diller

"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kind, just, and merry, that is what matters."

Phyllis Diller Happiness

Stand-up Comedian American 1917–2012

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"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"I wanted my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Now I'm broke."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."