Quote by Fred Allen

"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."

"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Money is important, but it's not everything"

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Money isn't everything."

"Money is meaningless without purpose."