Quote by Fred Allen
"The more the world comes to resemble a stage, the more we should be ready for the sudden descent from the balcony."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."