Quote by Fred Allen
"If it is necessary to choose between believing a man and the evidence, I believe the evidence."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."