Quote by Fred Allen

"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."

"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."