Quote by Jack Benny
"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."
"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."