Quote by Jack Benny
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."
"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."