Quote by Jack Benny
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high up on the list."
More from Jack Benny
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."
"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."