Quote by Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."

"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."