Quote by Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."

"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."