Quote by Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

"The secret of my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could."

"I would not want to be a player in a movie where the stakes were being felt, 'cause it's not fun."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."