Quote by Fred Allen

"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."

"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."