Quote by Fred Allen
"A man has honor if he holds himself to an ideal of conduct though it is inconvenient, unprofitable, and to no one's advantage but his own."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."