Quote by Fred Allen
"The best time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"The best time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."