Quote by Fred Allen
"Never say anything in writing that you wouldn't say in conversation and never say anything in conversation that you wouldn't say in writing."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."