Quote by Fred Allen
"A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: 'Would I shave my legs for this person?'"
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."