Quote by Fred Allen
"I feel that 99 percent of science fiction is absolute rubbish, and the same can be said of 99 percent of detective novels."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."