Quote by Fred Allen
"It is reported that when you are in the last-named phase of drunkenness, you see snakes. When you are in the last round, you see double."
More from Fred Allen
"A radio comedian can't see his audience, so he has no control over their reactions."
"American humor is the physical humor of a man getting hit in the face with a pie."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."